Sunday, 29 April 2012

Obama's VERY PDA for Michelle after he tells single men to 'marry someone superior to you'



Barack Obama had some advice for the single men of America today - seek out a woman with good genes, and then marry her.
The President set an example by sharing a kiss with his beautiful wife Michelle, minutes before praising her to the cheering and laughing crowd

I'm waiting patiently for a time our Nigerian President and his wife will show some public dispaly of affection just like this...thats sure will make headlines

Kanye West caught with his trousers down



Kim Kardashian is known for looking groomed to perfection when she heads out for night on the tiles, but new boyfriend Kanye West obviously has a lot to learn.

The rapper was looking far from dapper as he stepped out of a car with Kim in LA.

Stumbling towards his apartment the 27-year-old was exposing a lot more than his glee at getting new girlfriend Kim to come back home with him.

Eight Killed In University Christian Students Fellowship Bomb Attack In Kano-SAHARA REPORTERS


An early morning raid on a Catholic student fellowship at the old campus of Bayero University in Kano has led to the death of at least 8 people according to police sources.
The attack on an early morning student fellowship started around 8: 00 am when two explosion rocked two corresponding theaters at the university where christians usually have their services on Sundays. The bomb explosions were followed by gunshots that lasted several minutes before police arrived the scene. I'm deeply disturbed by the worsening state of insecurity in Northern Nigeria

Saturday, 28 April 2012

Dentist pulled out ALL boyfriend's teeth after he dumped her (and new girlfriend leaves him because of his empty mouth)



This story is so hilarious but I wonder why anyone will go to an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend for medical attention ? Especially when you may not have parted ways nicely.

A dentist pulled out all her ex-boyfriend’s teeth after he dumped her for another woman – who has now left him because he is toothless.

Anna Mackowiak, 34, is facing jail after taking her revenge on 45-year-old Marek Olszewski when he turned up at her surgery with toothache just days after breaking up with her.

She gave him a heavy dose of anaesthetic and plucked his teeth out.

She then wrapped his head and jaw in a bandage to stop him opening his mouth and said there had been complications and he would need to see a specialist.

The dentist, who works in Wroclaw, Poland, said: ‘I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions.

'But when I saw him lying there I just thought, "What a b******".'

Mr Olszewski said: 'I knew something was wrong because when I woke up I couldn’t feel any teeth and my jaw was strapped up with bandages.

Kanye West is rubbing off nicely on Kim as Kim is seen dressing like him


When you really love someone, you gradually start speaking, acting and even dressing like him/her. Could this be what's happening to Kim Kardashian ?

Usually... but today the reality show protagonist slipped out of her stiletto heels and into a pair of Air Jordan sneakers exactly like the ones owned by boyfriend Kanye West.

And she kept on the leather trousers that seem to be constantly affixed to her famous rear, which are rather like her beau's shiny trousers.

The effect was not flattering, and suddenly made the trousers take on new significance... paired with the sneakers, they looked a bit hip hop.

Could they have been the first sign that Kanye's flamboyant dress sense is starting to influence the headstrong Ms Kardashian?



Jennifer Lopez displays her dangerous curves in a thigh-skimming minidress



Last night on American Idol she was spotted showing off her stomach in a gold metallic crop top and a pair of matching harem pants.

And today Jennifer Lopez bared even more flesh for the reality TV contest, by parading her pins in a thigh-skimming sequined minidress.

The 42-year-old left very little to the imagination as she made her way onset in the tiny shimmering black number.


Pictures from inside prison show former jailed Ukrainian PM and heroine of the Orange Revolution and the bruises 'she sustained in cell'



A long trial and seventh months in prison have taken a toll on the vivid glamour that Yulia Tymoshenko once radiated.

The former Ukrainian prime minister and heroine of the Orange Revolution was as much of a style icon as a democracy icon - dazzling the world with her famous peasant-style braid, elegant couture and confident charisma.

Now, she looks wan and world-weary, the vibrant glow in her blond hair faded. The braid is still there but it lies limply on her shoulder.

Friday, 27 April 2012

Meet The Contestants For "Most Beautiful" Girl Nigeria 2012


Nicole Miller, All time FACE OF CHOUCKIE.BLOGSPOT


The 2012 "Most Beautiful" Girl in Nigeria (MBGN) Pageant will take place May 5 ,2012 at the Best Western Homeville Hotel, Benin City, Edo State. Behold the contestants. We have a few ugly ones I must warn you!

 But, don't worry, we sure have very many beautiful females in Nigeria ( ever seen Nicole Miller ? ). These ones below na the ones wey decide to participate sha. Meanwhile, have you seen Miss Lagos and Miss Benue ? Anyway, Miss Delta, Miss Imo & Miss Abuja! I wish y'all the best


Miss Abia – Onuoha Glory


Miss Abuja – Ifeoma Umeokeke

More chics down here...

Kim Kardashian vehemently denies nude photo scandal as she steps out in very tight trousers


She has long put the scandal involving herself, a former boyfriend and a sex tape behind her.

And so Kim Kardashian moved quickly today to deny she is the woman featured in a nude photograph which has hit a number of websites. 'It's not her. You can totally tell. It looks nothing like her,' a spokesman for Kim told Mail Online.

The photograph, which shows a naked dark haired woman frying eggs, was first featured on blog TheDirty.com, before making its way onto website Media Takeout.

And Kim looked decidedly unruffled by the scandal as she strolled through New York yesterday.

Wearing a rather unflattering pair of high waisted checked trousers, she smiled and waved to fans before going to lunch with friend Jonathan Cheban.

Passenger jet QUARANTINED after woman returning from Africa trip breaks out in rash amid fears she had MONKEYPOX




A woman returning home from Africa caused a monkeypox scare aboard her flight after she broke out in a rash, sparking a massive quarantine among the passengers.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention later said there was no threat, and normal operations have since resumed at Midway International Airport.

Lise Sievers told NBC Chicago that she was on her way home from Uganda, and bug bites caused her to break out in a rash.

All passengers aboard the Delta flight were quarantined for about three hours until the all-clear was signaled.

Ex-IG of Police loses wife



Now is such a painful time for the family of Chief Mike Okiro, the former Inspector General of Police. News reaching us confirms that Mrs Okiro passe away after a domestic accident in her bath tub.

I extend my sincere condolence to Chief Mike Okiro's family an to my friend Uche Okiro. May Mrs Okiro's kind and gentle soul Rest in perfect peace.

Outrage as Egypt plans 'farewell intercourse law' so husbands can have sex with DEAD wives up to six hours after their death




Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives - for up to six hours after their death.

The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament. It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment.


Egypt's National Council for Women is campaigning against the changes, saying that 'marginalising and undermining the status of women would negatively affect the country's human development'.

Dr Mervat al-Talawi, head of the NCW, wrote to the Egyptian People’s Assembly Speaker Dr Saad al-Katatni addressing her concerns.

Egyptian journalist Amro Abdul Samea reported in the al-Ahram newspaper that Talawi complained about the legislations which are being introduced under 'alleged religious interpretations'. The subject of a husband having sex with his dead wife arose in May 2011 when Moroccan cleric Zamzami Abdul Bari said marriage remains valid even after death.

He also said that women have the right to have sex with her dead husband, alarabiya.net reported.


Abuja Big Girl, Maureen turns 40 today!


I still don't believe she is 40 already, 'cause she looks 25!

Just back from a shopping spree in Paris, DC and London in preparation for her 40th birthday celebration, Maureen Ideozu is a perfect example of a Diva mum - curvy, hot, sexy, and so.....

permit me not to finish that sentence


This is wishing Maureen many years of looking good and staying very healthy. Happy 40th birthday my dear friend! Where is the party at ?
Shopping unlimited

Thursday, 26 April 2012

NIGERIANS: Let's face reality

Fuel subsidy Scam, Pension Fund Scam

Leaders looting public funds
No steady power supply
The security situation in the Federal Capital Territory and in the country generally seems to be getting worse. Citizens’ lives and properties cannot be guaranteed by the security and law enforcement agencies.

 While Nigerians remain helpless and within huge limitations, make efforts to survive every single day, our elected/selected/imposed leaders remain focused on looting our national treasury, stockpiling stolen funds in private foreign accounts for their generation yet unborn and ultimately depriving us of the all-round development we so badly require as a people and as a nation.

If you are below 40 years of age and reading this, I wish to ask a question (please drop your comments below).
Do we really have any future in this country in which a better quality of life for us and our children is guaranteed?
Bombs go off daily


Martin Lawrence splits from wife after 17 years together



Martin Lawrence has split from his wife.

The star, 47, and his spouse Shamicka, 37, have decided to make 'the joint decision to part ways', their representative has confirmed.

The pair have two daughters together; Amara, 9, and Iyana, 11.
A joint statement released by the pair said: 'Martin and Shamicka Lawrence have decided to divorce.

'The couple has made the joint decision to part ways.

'Out of love and respect for one another we will continue to remain friends and raise our two beautiful daughters together.'




Cougar alert! Sharon Stone leaves Vogue party with Argentinian model Martin Mica in Brazil



As a woman who has topped many of 'the world's sexiest' lists it's only natural that Sharon Stone's pulling power is still on top form. The Basic Instinct actress showed party goers at Vogue Brazil bash yesterday just how to leave with the man you want.

Without breaking a sweat, the 54-year-old did her rounds and headed back to her hotel with Argentinian hunk Martin Mica in hand. According to reports on Revista Quem, the actress was only at the party for just over one hour and avoided all members of the press.

Whilst in the party the actress chilled with some friends before she spotted the Argentina model and she wasted no time making her move.

Once the actress and the former United Colours of Benetton model got talking, it wasn't long before he was referring to her as simply 'Sharon' before they apparently left together in an elevator and headed to her hotel.


Somali Bonks Ugandan Babe Into Coma


Police in Kampala have mounted an Al Qaeda-like manhunt for a ruthless whopper wielder who bonked a city thigh vendor into coma.
The bizarre tale of ‘sex gone really bad’ happened at around 9:00am on Saturday at Samalien Guest House located at Cooper Complex in downtown Kampala.
According to workers at the guest house, the gal who has been identified as Shakira and a resident of Namasuba along Entebbe Road sauntered into the premises, sheepishly smiling with a tall man suspected to be a Somali.
“The guy; who checked into the guest house as a Kenyan national was wearing a black cap with dark sunglasses,” said Agnes, a worker.
She said that the couple first had breakfast in the restaurant, before the man booked into room S-21 at around 9:30pm.
“After a few minutes, we heard the babe screaming for help but we did not bother to rush to her rescue because we thought they were her usual moans of ecstasy,” Agnes said.

'Are you looking at us?' Meet the world's most evil-looking pets



This hilarious collection of the most sour-faced animals shows just how evil pets can look when the mood strikes. Among the gallery of sinister snaps is a frog sporting a particularly evil smile, cats pictured with typical disdain, and even puppies scowling at the camera. Enjoy the pics.

Ngozi Gold: A blogger like no other!


I tried my hands on the art of writing blogs sometime last year prior to the launch of my Travel magazine - Trips 'n Visas and I must confess, I was grossly incompetent at it! If you doubt me, take a look at www.tripsnvisas.blogspot.com and you will realise how much I failed at sustaining that vision online. I failed woefully, walahi !

Truth is, blogging isn't child's play. Its one thing to create and write one, and its another thing to continually update it and have a  steady flow of traffic to your blog site. Since the creation of chouckie.blogspot.com, I've taken time daily to check out as many professional blogger's profile ( and their blogs ) as possible in order to lar a thing or two. A conclusion I've reached is this: there are Blogs and there are blogs!
 
One blog that stands out among thousands of Blogs created by Nigerians is http://www.ngozigold.blogspot.com/. Created barely 2 weeks ago, Ngozi Gold's blog has generated over 10,000 visitors! Yes! more than 10,000 visitors in only 2 weeks! and more keep coming.

Ngozi doesn't "copy and paste" like most Nigerian bloggers do, she channels her immense creativity into keeping visitors to her Blog ( http://www.ngozigold.blogspot.com/ ) glued to the screen till the very last sentence. When next you are online and in need of a damn good piece to read, just click on http://www.ngozigold.blogspot.com/, you won't regret it.

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THISDAY Offices in Kaduna, Abuja Bombed. 6 killed


The offices of THISDAY Newspapers in Abuja and Kaduna were attacked by suicide bombers this morning. At least 6 people have been reported killed in the twin blasts. We shall fill you in with details as they unfold

Wiz Khalifa Busted for Weed... at a Holiday Inn



"Black and Yellow" rapper Wiz Khalifa tried to hide a bag of weed in his room at a Holiday Inn in Nashville ... this according to law enforcement. According to the police report, obtained by TMZ, Metro Nashville Police responded to Wiz's room on April 21 after someone complained about a strong odor of marijuana.

When officers arrived to the scene, Wiz -- real name Cameron Jibril Thomaz -- allegedly tossed a "marijuana cigarette" out of the window. Cops say the recovered the item ... saying, "inside the rolling paper was a green leafy substance consistent with marijuana."

According to the report, Wiz eventually admitted the joint was his and said he had 3.7 grams of weed in his pocket. Wiz -- who's VERY open about his marijuana use -- was hit with a citation ... and probably smoked more weed after the officers left

Michael JacksonBlack Surgical Mask FetchingOver $20,000 at Auction



A black surgical mask that Michael Jackson allegedly wore the night before he died in 2009 has hit the auction block -- and the bids have already surpassed $20,000.

According to the auction house -- Nate D. Sanders Auctions -- MJ wore the mask (above) while rehearsing for his "This Is It" concert tour on June 24th, 2009 ... the singer's last ever rehearsal.

The auction house claims the mask -- made of silk fabric, personally designed by the King of Pop -- contains visible traces of MJ's stage make-up along with a strand of his black hair.

One of MJ's former bodyguards was in possession of the mask, and swears by its authenticity. MJ famously wore surgical masks outdoors as a form of disguise.


The auction ends April 30th -- and bidding has already reached $21,190. The auction house estimates the mask will sell for $50,000-$150,000

Wednesday, 25 April 2012

We are resurrecting LEFT EYE fo a reunion tour - TLC


For the first time in nearly a decade, TLC will be reuniting for a U.S. concert tour later this year -- and TMZ has learned, the late Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes will be making a special appearance.

The group's rep tells us, Tionne "T-Boz" Watkins and Rozonda "Chilli" Thomas are currently in the planning stages of a massive 2012 reunion tour in the U.S.

So far, we're told 5 major cities have already been booked -- and even more are in the works.

But the big surprise ... we're told the group plans to pull a Tupac -- incorporating their deceased former member Left Eye in the shows, projecting her image on a big screen and working her vocals into the live performances.

FYI -- today marks 10 years since a fatal car accident in Honduras took Left Eye's life. RIP

Luxury limousine comes fitted out with drinks cabinet, computer system and even an exercise bike


For most of us, taking a trip in the car means missing out on certain luxuries which we enjoy at home.

However, for anyone wealthy enough to own this luxury limousine, that needs not be the case.

The opulent vehicle comes fitted out with a number of incredible features, including a built-in exercise bike which can be used whilst sitting back in one of the leather seats.

The vehicle also comes with a burr wood trimmings drinks cabinet, large screen HD television, surround sound system, wifi and computer system.

There is also the option of armour plating for those high profile oligarchs or even politicians around the world who believe they need the security.

The Cadillac Escalade ESVconversions vehicle has been made by US custom company Becker Automotive Designs.
The vehicle costs between 20.9 million Naira and 40.3 million Naira depending on the final specifications.


The website matching rich men who want to take 'attractive' women on free vacations... but is it safe?


A new dating website has launched which aims to pair rich men who don't like to travel alone, with attractive women who want a free vacation.
In what vaguely resembles an escort agency, although the site claims otherwise, MissTravel.com guarantees a mutually beneficial arrangement as 'the only online dating website for
travelers'.


Barcelona 2 Chelsea 2 (agg 2-3): Brave Blues fight way to final with Torres clincher after recovering from Terry's red card madness



Chelsea are into the Champions League final after goals from Ramires and Fernando Torres secured a 2-2 draw for 10-man Blues who sunk holders Barelona's at the Nou Camp. Barca peppered the west Londoners' goal throughout the opening 45 minutes of the second leg and deservedly took the lead through Sergio Busquets, who tapped home from close range. Things got worse for the Blues less than two minutes later when John Terry was sent off for inexplicably kneeing Alexis Sanchez from behind.

Tuesday, 24 April 2012

Chelsea - Barcelona match set to split P Square

At certain times in life, you need to take sides and it appears Jude Engees Okoye has done just that in favour of  FC Barcelona, while his brother settles for Chelsea. Heard they bet $10,000 ALREADY! Lets see who has the last laugh in 90 mins time

Teenager declared brain-dead by FOUR doctors makes miracle recovery moments before life support machine was switched off after father plead for second opinion

  • Steven Thorpe awoke from 2-week coma after car crash that killed a man
  • His devastated parents were even asked to consider donating his organs
  • Doctors found signs of life only after his father begged them to recheck him


  • A teenager who was declared brain dead by four doctors made a ‘miracle’ recovery after his parents begged medics for a second opinion - moments before his life support was to be switched off.

    Doctors described Steven Thorpe as 'truly a unique case' after he awoke from a two-week coma following a multiple car crash that left him needing a machine to stay alive.

    Steven was 17 years old when he suffered horrific injuries after the smash which left another man dead.

    He was placed in a chemically-induced coma and doctors said he would never recover - they even asked his devastated parents to consider donating his organs.

    But Steven’s father begged doctors to reconsider and even enlisted private GP Julia Piper to examine him again after being convinced that their son could recover.

    Doctors at University Hospital in Coventry, West Midlands, agreed to let a neurologist re-examine him and, astonishingly, he detected faint brain waves indicating Steven had a slim chance of making a recovery.

    NHS chiefs agreed to bring Steven out of his coma to see if he could survive on his own and he stunned medics by making an almost full recovery.

    Incredibly, just five weeks later Steven was discharged from hospital.
    
    Miracle: Steven after two operations on his face following the car crash in which another man died



    Star Nigerian broadcaster cuts short Hawaiian vacation to be on air tonight


    News reaching our blog room is that for want of A-list broadcasters to grace the screen of Nigeria's prime media house - African Independent Television ( AIT ), the management of Daar Communications had to request for their Star broadcaster Kambili Osadolor Ehima to cut short her vacation in Hawaii and South Africa in order to be on air immediately after the UEFA Champions League clash betwn Barcelona & Chesea, tonight ( 10pm ).

    A goldfish sure has no hiding place.

    Behold the Range Rover Evoque Limited Edition, designed by Victoria Beckham


    Victoria Beckham has unveiled her new exclusive 'baby' Range Rover .

    Victoria designed and launched the special new limited edition ‘baby’ off-roader Range Rover bearing her name and aimed at well-heeled customers who think the standard Range Rover Evoque just isn’t posh or bling enough.
    The vehicle also aims to woo the super-rich and growing middle class of Communist China where the first models will be sold.

    And with a price tag of £80,000 ( approximately 20m Naira ....only ) - or around double the cost of the equivalent standard Evoque – buyers will pay heavily for the privilege of owning one of just 200 exclusive 4x4s created by the former Spice Girl, dubbed ‘Posh Spice’, who is married to international soccer star David Beckham.

    The special edition styling was created by Victoria in collaboration with Land Rover.

    The finished product was unveiled by her in Beijing on Sunday on the eve of the city’s Auto China motor show which began on Monday.

    Kim Kardashian steps out holding hands with Kanye West... to attend the opening of Scott Disick's restaurant with her family



    Her sister Khloe insists that Kim Kardashian's relationship with Kanye West is not serious just yet.

    But the 34-year-old rapper's outing with girlfriend Kim and the entire Kardashian clan this evening certainly says otherwise.

    And fittingly Kanye, who recently started dating the 31-year-old reality star, accompanied the whole family to the opening of Kourtney's boyfriend Scott Disick's restaurant where their every affectionate moment could be captured by the cameras.
    The couple arrived together holding hands, their first public declaration that they are in a relationship together.

    The action was to say the least a rather large sign that the singer is moving ahead with his relationship with the curvy star quickly.

    And it was no wonder he wanted to rush to his ladylove's side.
    The whole Clan


    Diplomatic row looms as govt moves to bar airlines


    THE next couple of days may determine the fate of thousands of travellers on the lucrative Nigeria-London route as the Federal Government has maintained that it will go ahead to suspend British carriers from operating in Nigeria.

    British Airways (BA) and Virgin Atlantic Airways may be stopped on April 25 from flying to Nigeria over high fares charged passengers on business and first classes.
    The crisis could be serious because the United Kingdom (UK) and many parts of Europe are close to summer, a period where global traffic is expected to be on the rise.

    The airlines are the first choice among premium travellers from Nigeria and together, they control about 90 per cent of traffic to London. The Minister of Aviation, Stella Oduah-Ogiewonyi, had few weeks ago given a 30-day ultimatum to foreign airlines, especially BA and Virgin Atlantic, to reduce their fares on Nigerian route or face ban. The 30-day ultimatum expires on April 25.

    The spokesman to the Minister of Aviation, Toyin Opaise, told The Guardian at the weekend that “there is no shift in our position. All foreign airlines have been told to pay for excess billings. Prices must come down.” Already, the British authorities had also warned of retaliating by evoking the principle of reciprocity should Nigeria go ahead to stop its airlines from operating in the country.